And now for kinder, gentler kids’ programming
Like many of you, I grew up with the classics.
Bugs Bunny. Wile E. Coyote and the Roadrunner. Daffy Duck. “Sesame Street.” “Captain Kangaroo.”
I learned a surprising amount about American culture and I absorbed an astounding amount of violence. For years, I never realized that the anvil had an actual purpose. I thought it was something made for dropping on someone you don’t like.
That was forever ago, though, and for years I lost track of children’s programming. I’ve watched “The Simpsons” and I was a big fan of The Cartoon Network’s “Space Ghost: Coast to Coast.” But those are cartoons for adults.
Popular kids programs like “Barney” and “SpongeBob SquarePants” were only on my radar when they showed up in adult culture.
Now that we have a son and are in the process of adopting another child, I’m smack in the middle of today’s kids shows. Some are annoying, but most are funny, danceable and much less violent than what my wife and I grew up with.
So in case you are expecting a new child or grandchild, or you are just tired of election news, reality shows and crime investigation dramas, here’s Brent’s guide to what’s on at his house.
“The Wiggles” - A four-piece Australian pop band plays surprisingly listenable tunes with help from a dinosaur, a dog, an Octopus and a pirate captain. Also includes appearances from the occasional cute Australian chick dressed in a band uniform or as a pirate wench.
“Thomas and Friends” - Thomas the Tank Engine is one of several trains working in an English rail yard run by a robber baron named Sir Topham Hat.
It’s hard to describe how much my son loves that train. The other morning I walked into the living room to find him hitting every button on the DVD player as he tried to turn it on. He was repeating “Thomas, Thomas, Thomas, Thomas.”
“Blue’s Clues” - A goofy guy and his blue dog look for clues. Pretty self-explanatory.
“Dora the Explorer” - A young woman explores the world and brings a message of empowerment to children everywhere.
“Max and Ruby” - An overbearing, anal-retentive rabbit takes the fun out of her younger brother’s life and helps cure my insomnia.
“Yo Gabba Gabba!” - This is literally the best program on American television. I’m not kidding.
Four creatures I can’t really describe joined by DJ Lance Rock, an apparent veteran of the Manhattan club scene, use virally catchy tunes to beat good thoughts into your child’s head. It’s fun to brush your teeth. Sharing is great. You shouldn’t hit your friends.
My son doesn’t like it quite as much as I do, but he’s coming around. Friends with kids think it’s terrible. I guess they still don’t “get me.”
Awesome music. Awesome lessons for the kids. Eighties rap legend Biz Markie even makes the occasional appearance. The best show we watch.
“Jack’s Big Music Show” - Puppets play music, dance and sing in a backyard clubhouse. When did music on kids television get to be so great? Highly recommended.
“Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!” - Remember a few years ago when a television show in Japan was causing viewers to have epileptic fits? I think that show was Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!
Makes my freaky come out and play.
City editor Brent Lancaster can be reached at brent_lancaster@link.freedom.com or 506-3040. Read his blog at brentsblog.freedomblogging.com.